Parents attempting to be cool around friends:
They’re like:
And I’m like:
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wiccantea
i am Troy :D i am 15 right now and I am obviously wiccan with an obsession with tea, especially from teavana. well i guess thats it.
oh! btw, if you want to ask anything, just ask:)
When your parents wake you up in the morning…
Expectation:
Reality:
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- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
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